Post Turkey Stuffing Disorder!
This is what happens after a 4 day weekend filled with a wonderful turkey dinner and lots of turkey leftovers! Symptoms are gobbling, waddling, crankiness, and the voices in your head getting a little louder that people around you can hear them!
I have all of these symptoms - yes including the last one!! How do I know this?!?! Because I am sure that there is no way that I would talk back to a homeless person who is swearing and looks a little off balance. There is a homeless man that has taken to parking is butt on the sidewalk right outside the entrance to where I have to pay for parking and ride the elevator to my car. He has been there for the last few weeks - I have said no a few times and he gets a little snippy so lately I have just been walking right on by trying to ignore him. Tonight as I passed by he piped up with "How F*?#@ng hard is it to just say F*?#@ng No. Is it so F*?#@ng hard!" The voices in my head answered back with "Maybe people don't say anything because you talk to them like that!" Now, I know the voices must have been really loud because he answered back with a delightful string of "Shut the F*&# Up. I wasn't talkin' to you Fat Ass. Just shut your F*?#@ng Fat Ass. You are such a Fat Ass." I could hear him still jabbering away even with the door closed to the elevator room. The voice in my head suddenly said Dumb Ass!! I know that one was loud because it echoed! Dang! With everything that has happened in Seattle lately with crazy homeless people I need to keep those voices just a bit quieter.
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