Sunday, April 19, 2009

News Update

Sorry - our evening news reporter fell asleep before the newscast! Here is the latest update:

Spring cleaning has started at De's house. The first room scheduled to be cleaned is the newly vacated spare bedroom. The previous tenant had not fully moved all of her belongings out so De decided to box them up so she could find the carpet and vacuum. Everything was going along as usual, lots of clothes, garbage, old food, and disgusting dishes - L drank a lot of milk so there were a couple of glasses that had been sitting around for awhile. Then came the time to clean out the old nightstand - this is when certain disturbing items were discovered. Behind the nightstand - hiding between the nightstand and the wall - was a bong that looked like it had been used recently. In the nightstand drawer were two hypodermic needles along with an empty package labeled Insulin Needles!! This came as a shock!! De was aware of the marijuana usage but not anything else. A metal measuring spoon was also found that looked like it had been used to heat things up as there were burn marks on the bottom. On the floor was a broken pen casing that also looked like it had been burned on one end. De, being naive about drug paraphernalia, has no idea what these could be used for but is shocked that she found anything like this.

Spring Cleaning is scheduled to resume today but De is thinking she may just go outside and enjoy the sun. The spare bedroom will still be there later and will still be empty!

De

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