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Yo Yo Yo - how you doin?  My name is Big Joey!  I's been hired by D to do some "collectin" for her - that dame has a big heart but is a bit naive to the ways of the real world.  Yous know what I mean - she likes to believe the best in people - thinks people will do the right thing when they give their word.  Wells - the poor girl loaned out some money to a dead beat who just hasn't been payin - has even been avoiding her so's they wouldn't have to look her in the eyes and lie. Yous see, this particular dead beat is a relative - now's me, Lefty, and Knuckles have told her the rule - Never Loan Money To Relatives - you might as well kiss it good-bye.  She tried to do some collectin on her own but after the last few days she's had enough.  Let me break it down for you . . . . . . . oh oh oh . . . . don't be scared - I's wasn't going to really break anything!  I's meant I would shorten the story for yous.

The "dead beat" owes some money borrowed over the past couple months - each time givin' their word it would be paid back next pay day.  Nows - everytime D tried to collect she was told the money was for rent and the debt would be paid next time.  D - being the nice dame that she is - didn't want the person to be on the street.  So's she extended the payback period.  Nows durin' this extended period - this person went out and bought some clothes and a new tattoo.  This is not keepin your word - or doin right by your family.  A collection phone call today did not bring forth any results - other than being told she was persistent, gettin "bitchy", and stressin' this person out. 

So's I will be takin over this "little" problem - puttin' the relative on a payment plan - and if a payment is missed . . . . . . . . . . wells . . . . . . . . . lets just say . . . . . . . . . we'll have a sit-down!


Big Joey